Lost in translation III…..

Back to our favourite subject, the use, misuse, mangling, damaging, contorting, distorting, perverting, twisting, injuring, misusing and generally abusing of the beloved English language.

So how do you tell when an Arabic speaker works for a marketing department of the food company? Easy. When you see food labels like this:

On the other hand if your kids don’t like the healthy taste of “abricots” why not just give them some of this ghetto favoured delicious snack:

Ideal snack for busy families with not much time on their hands. Speaking of no “time on your hands” could it be that your watch is simply out of order. No problems, trusted Swiss trained master watchmakers such as this one will take care of it for you:

And if you not happy with quality of work performed there you may simply take it to his mate:

Of course you will need that watch to be in tip=top shape in order not to be late for work, especially with these working hours:

Ahhhh… The marvels of English.