Respect please…..

I think that I am a fairly accomplished person. I have studied many things and have obtained several academic qualifications here and there. My fantasy has always been that someone, somewhere would award me one of these honorary degrees for simply having “experience” in some endeavour. Another words I would like the glory without the effort. (I think several of my offspring have inherited this trait from me)

So imagine my sheer delight, my exultation, my rapture upon receiving the following email:

Dear Dr. Jisse,

Browse the following website

http://www.menokia.com/vb/t56718.html

Best Regards,

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PMU Librarian

This was IT!!!! I have a Doctorate. I did not have to anything. Nothing at all. Perfect outcome. My kind of degree.  Universities are awesome. Simply being present on a campus obviously bestows unheard-of intellectual powers upon one’s person.

Yes baby, I’ve come home.

So please in future as a sign of your respect you are all to address me by my appropriate title that being a DOCTOR. Thank you.

However I will draw a line at being called “Professor Juicy” (Don’t ask)

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